40 Funny Christmas Job Titles for Matching Family Shirts

40 Funny Christmas Job Titles for Matching Family Shirts

Our North Pole Workshop shirts give everyone in the family a job title on a retro workshop badge. Six come ready-made. For everyone else, from the favorite aunt to the cousin who always shows up late, you can write your own on Build Your Own Badge.

Every idea below fits the badge: two lines of up to 16 characters each, spaces included.

The six ready-made titles

40 more job titles to write your own

For parents

  • CHIEF LIGHT / UNTANGLER, for whoever climbs the ladder every December
  • HEAD OF / HOLIDAY MAGIC
  • CHIEF WRAPPING / OFFICER
  • HOT COCOA / DIRECTOR
  • LIST CHECKER / CHECKED TWICE
  • TREE TOPPER / SPECIALIST

For grandparents

  • COOKIE JAR / GUARDIAN
  • STORY TIME / SUPERVISOR
  • THERMOSTAT / CONTROL DEPT.
  • HUG DEPARTMENT / MANAGER
  • NAP QUALITY / INSPECTOR
  • SWEATER / KNITTING DEPT.

For aunts, uncles and cousins

  • FAVORITE / AUNT
  • FUN UNCLE / DEPARTMENT
  • COUSIN CREW / CAPTAIN
  • REINDEER / WRANGLER
  • CHIEF COOKIE / TASTER
  • GAME NIGHT / REFEREE
  • HEAD OF / SNACKS
  • CHIEF FUN / OFFICER

For new partners and in-laws

  • NEW TO THE / WORKSHOP
  • FIRST YEAR / APPRENTICE
  • IN-LAW / RELATIONS
  • MISTLETOE / SECURITY

For the one who organizes everything

  • PHOTO / DIRECTOR, for whoever booked the family photo
  • HOLIDAY / PLANNING DEPT.
  • SLEIGH / NAVIGATOR, for the family driver
  • ADVENT CALENDAR / MANAGER
  • ORNAMENT / PLACEMENT DEPT.
  • WRAPPING PAPER / ENGINEER

For the family comedians

  • GIFT RETURNS / DEPARTMENT
  • LATE ARRIVAL / SPECIALIST
  • LEFTOVERS / MANAGER
  • COOKIE / SMUGGLER
  • CHRISTMAS MOVIE / CRITIC
  • CAROL SINGING / SOLOIST

For pet lovers and everyone else

  • DOG WALKING / DIVISION
  • CAT HERDING / COORDINATOR
  • SNOW DAY / FORECASTER
  • BAKING / DEPARTMENT

How to write your own title

  • Keep each line to 16 characters, spaces included. The counter in each box shows how many you have used.
  • Put the job on the second line. Words like OFFICER, DEPT., SUPERVISOR and INSPECTOR make it read like a real badge.
  • Use what the person is known for: the baker, the driver, the one who naps through the movie.
  • Use the bottom line for the occasion. It holds up to 24 characters, like THE MILLER FAMILY, GRANDMA'S HOUSE 2026 or OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS.
  • Check the spelling. The badge on the product photo updates as you type, and we print exactly what you enter, in capital letters.

Build Your Own Badge comes as an adult tee (S to 3XL, White or Ivory), a kids tee (youth XS to XL, White or Sand) and a baby bodysuit (newborn to 24 months, White), and matches the rest of the North Pole Workshop family set. Order it by December 9 for delivery before Christmas, and check the size guide first.